today, i went for my medical check up.

do u noe how long ive waited to be able to go back to school again?

BLARDY long.

i remember when i was a recruit, in bmtc tekong. whenever theres lesson on soldiering stuff, it sucks. whenever the platoon commanders are giving lectures, it sucks. sometimes if fall aslp, vulgarities will be shootg, or tio pump. u noe, its so boring u really wanna fall asleep but u cant. time pass so damn slow. so there i go, i will take out my notepad pretending to be a studious solider copying notes but in reality i was either drawing or writing to my den gf. lol. those were the times.

ok la since im tokg abt this shit, might as well  tok abit more..chiong hei.(chang qi in canto)

my most vivid memores in army was 2 occassions.

1)ENLISTMENT DAY! this is a really gan-nin-na day. really. i purposely went to the saloon to shave botak first even before i went tekong cos i heard when they shave, its very ugly n ur hair will become like 1mm long. gan jialat. lol.. there my locks fell on the floor. botak! first time in my life.. i rem comments that i look much thinner without hair. haha. b4 gog to tekong, went to east coast lagoon to makan wanton mee.. that was the first time i started to appreciate that place cos in an hours time i will be boarding the ferry to P.Tekong. That feeling den n there was terrible. Main reason was cos there were people im gonna miss. Upon reaching Tekong n when i parted ways with my family, thats a feeling ill never forget. really. I remeber gog to a lecture hall n recited a stupid speech for our family members to witness.total cockness man. i was like mumbling n at the same time lookg out for my loved ones. i felt like a freaking nursery kid gog to pre sch for the first time.ahahahahaha.

(lesson learnt: treasure your loved ones when they are still around you.)

2) 7 DAYS FIELD CAMP. knn..this one mus scold cos i cant find any better one word to describe it. 7 days never bathe..wha lau..n worst thing was vday was right at the start of my field camp. fked up! lol. i learnt alot frm this camp.. n i mus salute my bmt buddy who went thru thick n thin with me in these days. i rem i act smart n hang my mug out of my bag n road marched. tio lia by a sergeant. thats it. i think i visited hell n back in the next moments. he was there to serve the punishment with me. (this was the most humliating moment of my life but at the same time i discovered a gem! my buddy although he didnt really have a choice. lol)  i remember seeing fireflies n wanted to catch some back for her. these insects are beautiful i tell u..but as i was admiring them, at the same moment i was leopard crawling into pitch darkness where i could hear a old sch(fked up) sergeant screaming at the top of his lungs &@@#^@&# to everyone in the darkness.. lol.. the 7th day finally came.. n we had to road march ard 8km full battle order back to the bmtc.. it was den i really really really wanted to SHIT. my stomach ached so much...can u imagine i so long nvr tabian.. ok la, 2nd time in 8 days. (first time when i tabian i was licked by flies which jus licked my shit) i had several km to go before i can plant my bomb. i even requested to dig a hole n jus wack alrdy but was denied by my sgt. wat a fker.  irony here is i lun n lun so much n long until when i finally reached bmtc, it stopped hurting. Bathing after that felt heavenly..but my skin was not used to touchg water, it sorta like wrinkled upon touchg water.. nonetheless its over.

(lesson learnt: to live in comfort, like right now, is a luxury)

haha..sry i luosuo here abit! nidta go back study to pass my test.. i failed my previous one..argh.